And seeing as how endless the possibilities were, I chose to talk about the history of toilet paper.
Read what my slightly unusual sense of humor whipped up:
Can you imagine a world without suffering? With no more pain. No more tears, no more wars, no more poverty?
Don’t worry; neither can I. BUTT let me take this down a notch. Imagine a world without toilet paper.
I mean, have you ever looked at that magnificent roll of plushy goodness that we often seem to take for granted; and wonder how in the world it ever came to be?
And can you imagine the PAINFUL, TAINTED, and STAINED dignities of those who had to live without toilet paper?
Because during the time of Colonial America, people had to use corncobs. Looking BACK, times must’ve been hard back then.
So it seems only appropriate that I’ll spare you the details from what people actually used before they thought of using corncobs.