Um. Yeah. So this happened on my MacBook this afternoon. I don’t know either.
Thrift Shop Parody (I’m Gonna Go To Mass)
Click “Read More” for the lyrics LOL.
I’m gonna go to Mass
Only got a Rosary in my pocket
I, I, I’m coming, looking for my Missal
My God is so awesome
Walk up in the Church, like whaddup, we got a big flock
A billion in the world, shout outs to Peter, the first Rock
Holy Eucharist, no it ain’t symbolic
Sacramental wine, in my cup - alcoholic
Rollin’ in, hella deep, headed to the sacristy
Dressed in all white, except the cope and stole, those are green
Draped in a chasuble, Pope’s all infallible
One hour fasting, Last ate at 4:36……….
Cuz I’m going to the five o clock Mass.
And I be standing and kneeling about to go and get my exercise
Nourished by word and sacrament I swear that I be energized
JP II to be canonized
Sainthood swag, better recognize
Evangelize the nations through our love, Heaven is our prize.
Deaf to all the Devil’s lies, Deaf to all the Devil’s lies
No for real, ask my grandma I ain’t bout that sinful life
That mantilla with that white Roman collar
Prayin up a storm, we all make the Heaven’s holla
Collection basket in my pew so I give a dollar
Flying high above my foes, call me Iguodala
Our Father
Hail our Holy Mother
Help us through whatever
We pray things these things together
One God in the Holy Spirit Forever forever, forever ever, ever ever,
Amen
He said in reply, “It is written: ‘One does not live by bread alone, but by every word that comes forth from the mouth of God.’”
If the Eucharist is just a symbol of the Body of Christ, then it is bread alone, by which man does not live.
But if the Eucharist is truly the Body and Blood, Soul and Divinity of Jesus Christ, then it is the Word of God incarnate, which is our true source of life.
(via dennisnoodles)
For the record..
I’m not going to act like I’ve always appreciated the fact that I’ve gone to Mass daily since Kindergarten.
I’m not going to act like I’ve always enjoyed the feeling of being surrounded by old people in the mornings.
And I’m certainly not going to act like I’ve always relished the idea of waking up at 5:30 AM.
But thank God my Catholic faith has matured since then.
This is somewhat of a diary entry, which at points is embarrassing for me, but if you do read it, it’s okay. Just know that I don’t write fantastically.
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Last night was the first time in a good number of months that I wanted to go to adoration for more than fifteen minutes, and I had a ride and all the time on my hands, so I went.
By God, I cried.
“My God, the most perfect Being without beginning and without end, that which time cannot contain, loves me. Jesus, in this Sacrament centuries old, has been waiting for me – waiting for me to notice him, waiting for me to come to him, waiting for me to be alone with him in the chapel.”
This is beautiful. Definitely missing your presence here on Tumblr! God bless you.
(Source: sermoveritas, via thisismydesertsong)
(Source: closertothelost, via sweetandlovelygirl7)
